You think he goes around asking every cosplayer to show her…

You think he goes around asking every cosplayer to show her tits?  He’d get himself thrown out.  No, he knew it was you and took the same chance you did.

We’ll start with working on one more geek, then see how it…

We’ll start with working on one more geek, then see how it goes from there.

To anyone attending Comic-Con this weekend, I envy you.  To…

To anyone attending Comic-Con this weekend, I envy you.  To anyone attending it with a little sister who’s into incest, I envy you a hell of a lot more! 

The best thing about growing old might be the ability to pretend…

The best thing about growing old might be the ability to pretend you’re losing your faculties, which lets you try things you never thought would work. 

It’s all little sisters ever have to do.

It’s all little sisters ever have to do.

If your daughter calls you for a ride, give her one to remember.

If your daughter calls you for a ride, give her one to remember.

You should never let a firework go off in your hands, near your…

You should never let a firework go off in your hands, near your face, or especially not near your pussy or ass. 

One more reason your uncle’s cock is better than fireworks.