Yeah, she can’t hand that in!  It’s not even 500…

Yeah, she can’t hand that in!  It’s not even 500 words! 

Mommy’s Little Helper isn’t so little any more, he…

Mommy’s Little Helper isn’t so little any more, he can do the big jobs… as long as they’re not too technical. 

“I’ll talk to Janice, our HR manager, she’ll…

“I’ll talk to Janice, our HR manager, she’ll understand… her office is next door to mine and I’m sure I heard her and her son interpreting the memo the same way I did.”

Hope some of you are enjoying Take Your Daughter or Son To/At Work Day Today, and you’re getting a lot out of the experience.  But take a tip from this fine lady, it never hurts to bring a change of clothes, just in case something happens. 

You think he goes around asking every cosplayer to show her…

You think he goes around asking every cosplayer to show her tits?  He’d get himself thrown out.  No, he knew it was you and took the same chance you did.

We’ll start with working on one more geek, then see how it…

We’ll start with working on one more geek, then see how it goes from there.

To anyone attending Comic-Con this weekend, I envy you.  To…

To anyone attending Comic-Con this weekend, I envy you.  To anyone attending it with a little sister who’s into incest, I envy you a hell of a lot more! 

The best thing about growing old might be the ability to pretend…

The best thing about growing old might be the ability to pretend you’re losing your faculties, which lets you try things you never thought would work.