Hope you’re having a glorious mother’s day, even if…

Hope you’re having a glorious mother’s day, even if this particular event might not be real.  Or maybe it is.  Certainly a good idea, can be done, with modifications, for Father’s Day too. 

Lot of money to be made, too, with all those moms paying off the organizers to be guaranteed to suck off their sons, and all those sons paying to direct their moms towards them, not to mention those who pay to look the other way as they break the rules and do actual sex instead of just oral.  Make money hand over fist.