Happy holidays, may all your Christmas incest dreams come true!

Happy holidays, may all your Christmas incest dreams come true!

Sometimes we skip school and work entirely and just decide to…

Sometimes we skip school and work entirely and just decide to make it a Mother-Son funday.  But she still needs her coffee for that. 

Speaking of tips, here’s one for those just keeping clear…

Speaking of tips, here’s one for those just keeping clear of incest.  Just The Tip obviously doesn’t count as incest, everyone knows that, but not a lot of people know that if you stick it all the way in your sister’s pussy, don’t thrust in and out, and just let her squeeze you and ride back and forth until her womb gets flooded, it also doesn’t count as fucking, and therefore not incest.  Fucking requires the repeated in and out motion, without it, it’s just playing. 

I know, I know, the thrust is much more fun, but not everyone’s ready to take the step of actual incest, so I’m just trying to help them out with new fun games they can play with their family. 

Sometimes you gotta make a choice on which of your parents to…

Sometimes you gotta make a choice on which of your parents to spend time with on holidays.  Even if they live in the same house.

“Oh, I like stuffing too.  Does your family use…

“Oh, I like stuffing too.  Does your family use sausage?”

“There’s definitely sausage involved.”

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the US today.  Hope some of you get stuffed like you always secretly dream of.

Mini-flood, mostly reblogs.

If you can’t clown around with your niece on her birthday,…

If you can’t clown around with your niece on her birthday, when can you?

Well, every other day of the year, if she’s willing. 

Do you know what today is?  It’s…

Do you know what today is?  It’s weirdincestcaption’s 2 year anniversary!  I figured from now on, on this day I’ll try to do birthday-themed captions.  But I only decided that like, yesterday, so it’s not going to be a flood, just the two I came up with since then.